Linsey Dawn McKenzie Interview, SCORE magazine, 1998

If you’re a titty-man, you’ve seen Linsey Dawn McKenzie. She debuted in the Dec.’96 SCORE, gracing the cover in a painted on tuxedo, has been on the past two Boob Cruises and is regarded as one of the most popular, naturally busty babes of the decade. In a nutshell, she’s hot. Still, we have never presented a feature-length interview with Linsey for SCORE readers.

Now I know why.

This was the interview from hell. The time difference between Florida and London caused several problems, AT&T some others. Plus, Linsey is a busy girl. Between modelling, personal appearances and clubbing, she’s always doing something. Consequently, this interview occurred over the course of a week on three separate occasions, with Linsey on her cell phone walking and driving the streets of London until the interview ended abruptly with Linsey getting into, of all things, a fender bender.

I shit you not.

So, what’s Linsey really like? Chatty? Definitely. Friendly? Very. Down-to-earth? Not very. But, when you’ve been a celebrity since you were 15 with guys fawning all over you is that possible? Still, Linsey’s probably going to make some man very happy when she’s all grown up.

SCORE: Well hot damn, I finally get to talk to you!
LINSEY: I’m sorry. I’ve been so busy.
SCORE: There’s one thing I’ve been wondering for the past two days – what’s it like to wake up, look in the mirror and see those boobies?
LINSEY: (Giggling) It’s wonderful! I love seeing them. They’re my babies! That’s what I call them. Sometimes I also call them my melons.
SCORE: I remember seeing pictures of you when you were 15, going on 16. At what age did you realise, “I’m not like the other girls.”
LINSEY: Once I hit puberty, at about 13, they started to grow. And, when I was 14, they were enormous - at least a D-cup. When I was 15 everybody’s eyes were popping out. At school during “sports day”, I’d be the only girl with big knockers. I found it a bit embarrassing to run in front of the boys.
SCORE: How big are we talking?
LINSEY: At 15 I was a 34DD. Even bigger when I turned 16.
SCORE: They’ve grown some in the past three years.
LINSEY: They have. And, they’re still growing now. The bra I’m wearing is a 34GG and it’s getting too small.
SCORE: Where do you shop for bras?
LINSEY: My mum usually shops for all of my bras. This one, she ordered from a catalogue. She also gets them from some shops here in London like “Bust Stop”. I don’t have a particular favourite bra, though with breasts this big, you sacrifice style for comfort.
SCORE: As your breasts were growing, could you feel the growth spurt?
LINSEY: Yes, I’d say so. Because you have to live with them everyday, you get used to the weight. When they get heavier, you feel that. Also, sometimes I can feel the blood rushing through them. That’s when I know they're getting bigger. They also get more sensitive then, too. Plus, at certain times of the month they get very sensitive and even bigger than normal.
SCORE: What you’d call a natural growth hormone?
LINSEY: Very natural - for girls only.
SCORE: You’re a celebrity in England, but in North America you’re relatively unknown. So, tell us the Linsey Dawn McKenzie story ...
LINSEY: I started when I was 15. My sister took some photographs of me topless and we sent them out to photographers. The Sunday Sport saw them, and six weeks before my 16th birthday they started publishing clothed photos of me leading up to my birthday. When I was of legal age to pose topless, they printed my pictures. When I turned 18, I posed for SCORE so Americans could see me, and it’s been non-stop ever since.
SCORE: With all of the fame and celebrity - and that’s what you are in the UK - what kind of person are you?
LINSEY: I’m still the same person I was before I posed. It [fame] hasn’t given me a big head or anything. What kind of person am I? I love my family very much. I love shopping – that’s actually one of my favourite things to do.
SCORE: I always forget that you’re still just a kid. What are you, 20 now?
LINSEY: Yes ... 20 years old.
SCORE: And, you’ve been in the public eye since you were 15. Most kids are worrying about pimples, dating and trying to get Spice Girls tickets. Did you miss anything?
LINSEY: Not really. I’ve done everything that I’ve wanted to do. I had it lucky, really, because at the age of 16 I was travelling around, meeting people. I was able to buy my own car at 17, so I have done a lot of things people my age really never get a chance to do. I’ve been fortunate about that. I’ve experienced lots of good things in my life, even though I’m only 20.
SCORE: What was that scream?
LINSEY: I don’t know. I’m on my way to work. I’m doing a personal appearance at Bond’s nightclub. Are we done? I have to go now.
SCORE: Actually Linsey, we’re just getting started. Why don’t I call you tomorrow, same time, okay?
LINSEY: Okay then. I’ll talk to you then. Bye-bye.
Two days later: " Your international call can not be completed at this time..."
The next day...
SCORE: Linsey … let’s talk titties!
LINSEY: Love to, but can we do it another day. I’m on my way to go dancing. Tomorrow, okay?
SCORE: Tomorrow it is.
Two days later...
SCORE: Hallelujah! Linsey, I’ve gotten your answering service twice, the phone lines didn’t connect other times. Let’s do this, okay?
LINSEY: I know, I know. I’ve been so busy. But, I have time now.
SCORE: While I have you, I’m not going to muck around with any small talk, okay ... let’s do some phrase association. I’ll say a word, you tell me what you think ... TITFUCKING?
LINSEY: Good activity! Great exercise! For me and him.
SCORE: Do you like it?
LINSEY: Of course, except sometimes a guy can get lost in my babies. But, I’m good at it. I’m good at everything, especially that. You have to rotate around and around him, you know. I like to do all the action!
SCORE: Since you’re good at everything, how about … BLOWJOBS!
LINSEY: Hmmm … deep throat! That’s what comes into my head when I hear that phrase! Down to my stomach!
SCORE: But, you’ve never done porn. Or, have you? There was one video ...
LINSEY: That video wasn’t porn. It was all simulated. My ex-boyfriend and I did a film, but we really didn’t do anything. It was rubbish. Total crap. You don’t see anything at all.
SCORE: So, when you came in that video you were just faking?
LINSEY: Yes. And laughing a lot. I’m no good at faking, I’m afraid, because I’m used to the real thing.
SCORE: What’s a guy need to do to get the real thing?
LINSEY: You wouldn’t. Not on the first night. Or even the first month. Probably longer than that, because I’m a good girl. I like to get to know a man. I think that makes sex better. I think the longer you wait, the more you’ve built yourself into a frenzy. When it finally happens, you explode. Plus, men respect you more when you make them wait.
SCORE: But, sometimes we’re just horny. One beer is too long of a wait.
LINSEY: Sometimes I get horny, too. But, you don’t have to have sex to sort that out. I’d bet you any money it would be much better if we waited before we had sex. That’s when the stars start moving for you and the fireworks go off.
SCORE: Let’s try another phrase ... MASTURBATION!
LINSEY: A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, right? Do I play with myself a lot? Not more than any other girl ... or boy. Could you hold on for one minute? Did you just hit my car?
SCORE: Somebody hit your car?
LINSEY: Yes, can you believe that? No, you did hit my car. I felt it. And I saw you in the mirror! I’m sorry, I have to go. Somebody has hit my car ...